Seinfeld Quotes...


"You scared me!"
"It's just me."
"That's enough!"
- Jerry and Kramer, bumping into each other in Jerry's apartment, in "The Keys"
"You were so fast with those keys."
- Jerry's date, in "The Keys"
"I broke the covenant of the keys."
- Kramer, returning Jerry's keys, in "The Keys"
"I was clinging to those keys, man, like a branch on the banks of a raging river, and now I have let go and I'm free to go with the current, to float, and I thank you."
- Kramer, in "The Keys"
"Do you ever yearn?"
- Kramer, in "The Keys"
"Having the keys to Jerry's apartment - that kept me in a fantasy world. Every time I went over to his house it was like a vacation: better food, better view, better TV, cleaner, oh, *much* cleaner. That became my reality. I ignored the squalor in my own life because I'm looking at life, you see, through Jerry's eyes. I was living in the twilight, living in the shadows, living in the darkness... like you."
"Oh, I can barely see you, George."
"Stop it Kramer, you're freakin' me out."
- Kramer and George, in "The Keys"
"Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?"
"I like to get the Daily News."
- Kramer and George, in "The Keys"
"I gotta get some new friends."
- Elaine, in "The Keys"
"Up here, I'm already gone."
- Kramer, in "The Keys"
"Hey Kramer, have you ever killed a man?!"
"What do you think Junior? You think these hands - they've been soaking in Ivory Liquid?"
- Punk dude and Kramer, in "The Keys"
"Don't you see? You're just avoiding the middleman. You were gonna give her her spare keys and she was gonna give 'em to me. So all that's happening is that instead of giving them to her you're giving them to me. It's just unfortunate that when she gave you yours you didn't give her hers because then she would've given them to me. So then I would never have had to ask you for hers so I could get mine."
"You're right. How did I miss that? (mumbling) Maybe cuz' it's a crock o' sh...."
"What's that?"
"I heard something..."
- Jerry and George, in "The Keys"
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