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Seinfeld Quotes... |
"THE
KEYS"
- "You
scared me!"
- "It's
just me."
- "That's
enough!"
- - Jerry
and Kramer, bumping into each other in Jerry's apartment,
in "The Keys"
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- "You
were so fast with those keys."
- - Jerry's
date, in "The Keys"
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- "I broke
the covenant of the keys."
- - Kramer,
returning Jerry's keys, in "The Keys"
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- "I was
clinging to those keys, man, like a branch on the banks
of a raging river, and now I have let go and I'm free to
go with the current, to float, and I thank you."
- - Kramer,
in "The Keys"
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- "Do you
ever yearn?"
- - Kramer,
in "The Keys"
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- "Having
the keys to Jerry's apartment - that kept me in a fantasy
world. Every time I went over to his house it was like a
vacation: better food, better view, better TV, cleaner,
oh, *much* cleaner. That became my reality. I ignored the
squalor in my own life because I'm looking at life, you
see, through Jerry's eyes. I was living in the twilight,
living in the shadows, living in the darkness... like
you."
- "Me?!"
- "Oh, I
can barely see you, George."
- "Stop it
Kramer, you're freakin' me out."
- - Kramer
and George, in "The Keys"
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- "Do you
have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the
morning?"
- "I like
to get the Daily News."
- - Kramer
and George, in "The Keys"
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- "I gotta
get some new friends."
- - Elaine,
in "The Keys"
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- "Up
here, I'm already gone."
- - Kramer,
in "The Keys"
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- "Hey
Kramer, have you ever killed a man?!"
- "What do
you think Junior? You think these hands - they've been
soaking in Ivory Liquid?"
- - Punk
dude and Kramer, in "The Keys"
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- "Don't
you see? You're just avoiding the middleman. You were
gonna give her her spare keys and she was gonna give 'em
to me. So all that's happening is that instead of giving
them to her you're giving them to me. It's just
unfortunate that when she gave you yours you didn't give
her hers because then she would've given them to me. So
then I would never have had to ask you for hers so I
could get mine."
- "You're
right. How did I miss that? (mumbling) Maybe cuz' it's a
crock o' sh...."
- "What's
that?"
- "Nothing."
- "I heard
something..."
- - Jerry
and George, in "The Keys"
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