Seinfeld Quotes...


"When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy."
- George, in "The Hot Tub"
"How do you oversleep at the Olympics?"
"Oh, I know. I know."
"I mean, it's like the biggest event of your life! You'd think you'd have, like, six alarm clocks, paying off little kids in the village to come banging on your door."
- Jerry and Elaine, in "The Hot Tub"
"Imagine your whole life riding on an alarm clock."
- Jerry, in "The Hot Tub"
"I can't come up with anything for this thing."
"Ah... catalog writer's block?"
- Elaine and Jerry, in "The Hot Tub"
"Hey, you bastards."
"Hey, how was the meeting?"
"I really like those sons of bitches."
"Sons of bitches?"
"Yeah! That's how they talk. You know, everyone's either a bastard or a son of a bitch."
- George and Jerry, in "The Hot Tub"
"Jerry, look how tense you are. You need to take a soak."
"I'm not taking a soak in that human bacteria vat you got goin' there."
"Come on, I'm telling you, it's great. I opened up all the windows. The air is cold, the tub is boiling hot. It's like Sweden, man. Sweden!"
- Kramer and Jerry, in "The Hot Tub"
"What happened to your mental alarm?"
"I guess I hit the snooze."
- Jerry and Kramer, in "The Hot Tub"
"We all get a little cuckoo sometimes, George. I used to be like you. Berating personnel until they cried, calling managers on the field during a game, threatening to move the team to New Jersey, just to upset people. Then I found a way to relax. I've got two words to say to you, George... Hot Tub!"
- George Steinbrenner, in "The Hot Tub"


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