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Seinfeld Quotes... |
"THE HEART
ATTACK"
- " 'Fax me some halibut.' Is that funny? Is
that a joke?"
- - Jerry,
trying to read his scribbled note, in "The Heart
Attack"
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- "Why can't I have a heart attack? I'm
allowed."
- - George,
in "The Heart Attack"
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- "Women go after doctors like men go
after models. They want someone with knowledge of the
body. We just want the body."
- - Jerry,
in "The Heart Attack"
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- "Boy, they've got a great cafeteria
downstairs. Hot food, sandwiches, a salad bar. It's like
a Sizzler's opened up a hospital!"
- - Kramer,
in "The Heart Attack"
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- "You could do your taxes
in the time it takes me to have an orgasm."
- - George,
in "The Heart Attack"
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- "Couchgrass and crampbark? You know, I think
that's what killed Curly."
- - Jerry,
at the holistic healer, in "The Heart Attack"
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- "A kiss? With the tongue? The glossa with the
bumps and the papillae? Yuck, I don't think so."
- - Elaine,
in "The Heart Attack"
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- "That's it! Flaming globes of
Sigmond! Flaming globes of Sigmond! That's my note!
That's what I thought was so funny? That's not funny.
There's nothing funny about that."
- - Jerry,
in "The Heart Attack"
