Seinfeld Quotes...

"THE HEART ATTACK"


" 'Fax me some halibut.' Is that funny? Is that a joke?"
- Jerry, trying to read his scribbled note, in "The Heart Attack"
 
"Why can't I have a heart attack? I'm allowed."
- George, in "The Heart Attack"
 
"Women go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body. We just want the body."
- Jerry, in "The Heart Attack"
 
"Boy, they've got a great cafeteria downstairs. Hot food, sandwiches, a salad bar. It's like a Sizzler's opened up a hospital!"
- Kramer, in "The Heart Attack"
 
"You could do your taxes in the time it takes me to have an orgasm."
- George, in "The Heart Attack"
 
"Couchgrass and crampbark? You know, I think that's what killed Curly."
- Jerry, at the holistic healer, in "The Heart Attack"
 
"A kiss? With the tongue? The glossa with the bumps and the papillae? Yuck, I don't think so."
- Elaine, in "The Heart Attack"
 
"That's it! Flaming globes of Sigmond! Flaming globes of Sigmond! That's my note! That's what I thought was so funny? That's not funny. There's nothing funny about that."
- Jerry, in "The Heart Attack"

 

 
 
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