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Seinfeld Quotes... |
"THE HANDICAP
SPOT"
- "Is it
my imagination, or do really good-looking women walk a
lot faster than everybody else?"
- "We
don't walk that fast."
- - George
and Elaine, in "The Handicap Spot"
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- "You
like the Drake?"
- "I love
the Drake. I'm looking forward to meeting the
Drakette."
- - Jerry
and Kramer, in "The Handicap Spot"
- "Isosceles.
You know, I love the name Isosceles. If I had a kid, I
would name him Isosceles. Isosceles Kramer."
- - Kramer,
in "The Handicap Spot"
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- "Got to
love the Drake!"
- - Elaine,
in "The Handicap Spot"
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- "I'm
really happy for them."
- "Yeah.
Well, I don't know if I'm happy for them. I mean, I'm
glad their happy, but frankly it doesn't do anything for
me."
- - Elaine
and Jerry, in "The Handicap Spot"
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- "She's
got everything I've always wanted in another human being.
Except for the walking."
- - Kramer,
about Elizabeth, in "The Handicap Spot"
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- "This is
our best model, the Cougar 9000. It's the Rolls Royce of
wheelchairs. This is like, you're almost glad to be
handicapped."
- -
Salesman, in "The Handicap Spot"
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- "Boy,
I'm really starting to dislike the Drake. Hate the
Drake!"
- - Jerry,
in "The Handicap Spot"
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- "You
know, I'm thinking about getting a yo-yo."
- "Really?"
- "Yeah."
- "I could
see that."
- - Jerry
and George, in "The Handicap Spot"
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- "Am I a
hipster-doofus?"
- - Kramer,
in "The Handicap Spot"
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