Seinfeld Quotes...


"Is it my imagination, or do really good-looking women walk a lot faster than everybody else?"
"We don't walk that fast."
- George and Elaine, in "The Handicap Spot"
"You like the Drake?"
"I love the Drake. I'm looking forward to meeting the Drakette."
- Jerry and Kramer, in "The Handicap Spot"
"Isosceles. You know, I love the name Isosceles. If I had a kid, I would name him Isosceles. Isosceles Kramer."
- Kramer, in "The Handicap Spot"
"Got to love the Drake!"
- Elaine, in "The Handicap Spot"
"I'm really happy for them."
"Yeah. Well, I don't know if I'm happy for them. I mean, I'm glad their happy, but frankly it doesn't do anything for me."
- Elaine and Jerry, in "The Handicap Spot"
"She's got everything I've always wanted in another human being. Except for the walking."
- Kramer, about Elizabeth, in "The Handicap Spot"
"This is our best model, the Cougar 9000. It's the Rolls Royce of wheelchairs. This is like, you're almost glad to be handicapped."
- Salesman, in "The Handicap Spot"
"Boy, I'm really starting to dislike the Drake. Hate the Drake!"
- Jerry, in "The Handicap Spot"
"You know, I'm thinking about getting a yo-yo."
"I could see that."
- Jerry and George, in "The Handicap Spot"
"Am I a hipster-doofus?"
- Kramer, in "The Handicap Spot"
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