"I'm
better with the mothers than I am with the
daughters."
"Maybe
you should date the mothers."
"If I
could talk to the mothers and have sex with the
daughters, then I'd really have something going."
- George
and Jerry, in "The Gymnast"
"That
sex will melt your face."
- Kramer,
in "The Gymnast"
"Knowing
you is like going into the jungle. I never know what I'm
going to find next, and I'm real scared."
- Jerry,
to George, in "The Gymnast"
"It's
3-D art. Computers generate it. Big computers!"
- Kramer,
in "The Gymnast"
"So let
me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen,
you see an eclair in the receptacle, and you think to
yourself, 'What the hell, I'll just eat some
trash.'"
"No no
no no no. It was not trash."
"Was it
in the trash?"
"Yes."
"Then it
was trash."
"It
wasn't down in. It was sort of on top."
"But it
was in the cylinder."
"Above
the rim."
"Adjacent
to refuse is... refuse."
"It was
on a magazine. And it still had the doily on."
"Was it
eaten?"
"One
little bite."
"Well,
that's garbage."
"But I
know who took the bite. It was her aunt."
"Well,
you, my friend, have crossed the line that divides man
and bum. You are now a bum."
- Jerry
and George, in "The Gymnast"
"I'm in
the unfortunate position of having to consider other
people's feelings."
- Jerry,
in "The Gymnast"
"Jerry,
you stand on the threshold to the magical world of
sensual delights that most men dare not dream of."
"Boy,
you can really talk some trash. I guess that's better
than eating it."
- Kramer
and Jerry, in "The Gymnast"
"But I'm
afraid of clowns."
- Kramer,
in "The Gymnast"
"You may
tell jokes, Mr. Jerry Seinfeld, but you are no
comedian."
