Seinfeld Quotes...

"THE GYMNAST"


"I think she finds my stupidity charming."
- George, in "The Gymnast"
 
"I'm better with the mothers than I am with the daughters."
"Maybe you should date the mothers."
"If I could talk to the mothers and have sex with the daughters, then I'd really have something going."
- George and Jerry, in "The Gymnast"
 
"That sex will melt your face."
- Kramer, in "The Gymnast"
 
"Knowing you is like going into the jungle. I never know what I'm going to find next, and I'm real scared."
- Jerry, to George, in "The Gymnast"
 
"It's 3-D art. Computers generate it. Big computers!"
- Kramer, in "The Gymnast"
 
"So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen, you see an eclair in the receptacle, and you think to yourself, 'What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.'"
"No no no no no. It was not trash."
"Was it in the trash?"
"Yes."
"Then it was trash."
"It wasn't down in. It was sort of on top."
"But it was in the cylinder."
"Above the rim."
"Adjacent to refuse is... refuse."
"It was on a magazine. And it still had the doily on."
"Was it eaten?"
"One little bite."
"Well, that's garbage."
"But I know who took the bite. It was her aunt."
"Well, you, my friend, have crossed the line that divides man and bum. You are now a bum."
- Jerry and George, in "The Gymnast"
 
"I'm in the unfortunate position of having to consider other people's feelings."
- Jerry, in "The Gymnast"
 
"Jerry, you stand on the threshold to the magical world of sensual delights that most men dare not dream of."
"Boy, you can really talk some trash. I guess that's better than eating it."
- Kramer and Jerry, in "The Gymnast"
 
"But I'm afraid of clowns."
- Kramer, in "The Gymnast"
 
"You may tell jokes, Mr. Jerry Seinfeld, but you are no comedian."
- Katya, in "The Gymnast"
 
 
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