Seinfeld Quotes...

"THE GUM"


"You think she's happy?"
"Who?"
"The cashier."
"Ruthie Cohen?"
"You know her name?"
"Sure."
"I don't think I've ever spoken to her."
"Maybe that's why she's happy."
- George and Jerry, in "The Gum"
 
"Why would I spend seven dollars to see a movie that I could watch at home?"
"Well, why go to a fine restaurant when you could just stick something in the microwave... Why go to the park and fly a kite when you could just pop a pill?"
- George and Kramer, in "The Gum"
 
"I think I finally figured out what the flavor is in this gum. It's a little lo-meiny."
- Jerry, in "The Gum"
 
"She was built in 1922 during the golden age of movie palaces. Minor restorations in 1941, 47, 52, 58, 63, and currently to our present period of time."
- Kramer, giving a tour of the theatre, in "The Gum"
 
"Now see, this is what the holidays are all about. Three buddies sitting around, chewing gum."
- Kramer, in "The Gum"
"That cashier is riding horses on my money."
"Well, here's what I propose. Go down to the stables, snoop around, see if any high-flying cashier's been throwing twenty-dollar bills around with big lips."
- George and Jerry, in "The Gum"
 
"Well, if it isn't Chesty Larue!"
- Jerry, to Elaine, in "The Gum"
 
"We've really gotta get that Elaine a boyfriend."
- Lloyd Braun, in "The Gum"

 

 
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