Seinfeld Quotes...


"You think she's happy?"
"The cashier."
"Ruthie Cohen?"
"You know her name?"
"I don't think I've ever spoken to her."
"Maybe that's why she's happy."
- George and Jerry, in "The Gum"
"Why would I spend seven dollars to see a movie that I could watch at home?"
"Well, why go to a fine restaurant when you could just stick something in the microwave... Why go to the park and fly a kite when you could just pop a pill?"
- George and Kramer, in "The Gum"
"I think I finally figured out what the flavor is in this gum. It's a little lo-meiny."
- Jerry, in "The Gum"
"She was built in 1922 during the golden age of movie palaces. Minor restorations in 1941, 47, 52, 58, 63, and currently to our present period of time."
- Kramer, giving a tour of the theatre, in "The Gum"
"Now see, this is what the holidays are all about. Three buddies sitting around, chewing gum."
- Kramer, in "The Gum"
"That cashier is riding horses on my money."
"Well, here's what I propose. Go down to the stables, snoop around, see if any high-flying cashier's been throwing twenty-dollar bills around with big lips."
- George and Jerry, in "The Gum"
"Well, if it isn't Chesty Larue!"
- Jerry, to Elaine, in "The Gum"
"We've really gotta get that Elaine a boyfriend."
- Lloyd Braun, in "The Gum"


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