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Seinfeld Quotes... |
"THE GOOD
SAMARITAN"
- "Hey
buddy, where's my thank you wave?!"
- - Jerry,
after letting a car merge in front of him, in "The
Good Samaritan"
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- "I'm
speechless. Speechless! I have no speech."
- - George,
in "The Good Samaritan"
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- "You
know they're mentally disturbed. They should be sent to
Australia."
- - Kramer,
about hit-and-run drivers, in "The Good
Samaritan"
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- "I don't
think I'm special. My mother always said I'm not
special."
- - George,
in "The Good Samaritan"
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- "I said
'God bless you.' Was that so wrong?"
- "The
question is, did you allow a space for the husband to
come in with his 'God bless you,' because as the husband
he has the right to first refusal."
- "Yes,
yes, I definitely waited. But let me say this. Once he
passes on that option, that 'God bless you' is up for
grabs."
- "No
argument. Unless she's one of these multiple sneezers and
he's holding his 'God bless you' in abeyance until she
completes the series."
- "Well, I
don't think she is a multiple sneezer, because she
sneezed again later and it was also a single."
- "What if
she's having an off night?"
- - George
and Jerry, in "The Good Samaritan"
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- "If you
want to make a person feel better after they sneeze, you
shouldn't say 'God bless you.' You should say 'You're so
good looking!'"
- - Jerry,
in "The Good Samaritan"
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- "Oh my
god. An affair. It's so adult. It's like with stockings
and martinis and William Holden. On the other hand, it
probably wouldn't cost me any money."
- - George,
in "The Good Samaritan"
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- "I
actually owe it to society to do something about this. I
can't sit by and allow this to go on. It's a moral issue
is what it is."
- "You
can't compromise your principles."
- "How am
I going to live with myself?"
- "Can't
live."
- "I'm not
religious but I certainly know where to draw the
line."
- "This
country needs more people like you."
- "Don't
sell yourself short saying 'God bless you' to every Tom,
Dick and Harry at great personal risk."
- "I
believe strongly in that as you know."
- "There
should be more people like us."
- "That's
why the world's in the shape that it's in."
- - Jerry
and George, in "The Good Samaritan"
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- "You
tell anybody anything and I will carve my initials in
your brain dish. I'll bash your skull into a vegematic
like a bad cabbage, and I'll have a party on your
head."
- - Angela,
to Jerry, in "The Good Samaritan"
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- "I'll
pluck all your body hairs out with my teeth."
- - Angela,
making one more threat to Jerry, in "The Good
Samaritan"
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- "How
hard is it to lie?"
- "It's
not that hard."
- - George
and Jerry, in "The Good Samaritan"
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- "Well,
I'm happy to help in any way that I can."
- - Jerry,
in "The Good Samaritan"
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