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Seinfeld Quotes... |
"GOOD NEWS,
BAD NEWS"
- "The
second button literally makes or breaks the shirt. Look
at it. It's too high. It's in no-man's land. You look
like you live with your mother."
- - Jerry,
to George, in "Good News, Bad News"
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- "Jerry,
I have to tell you something. This is the dullest moment
I've ever experienced."
- - George,
watching laundry, in "Good News, Bad News"
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- "Don't
interrupt the cycle. The machine is working. It knows
what it's doing. Just let it finish."
- "You're
going to overdry it."
- "You
can't overdry."
- "Why
not?"
- "The
same reason you can't overwet."
- - Jerry
and George, in "Good News, Bad News"
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- "I can't
believe you're bringing in an extra bed for a woman that
wants to sleep with you. Why don't you bring in an extra
guy too."
- - George,
to Jerry, in "Good News, Bad News"
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- "I'm
aware of you."
- - George,
to Kramer, in "Good News, Bad News"
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- "Wouldn't
it be great if you could ask a woman what she's
thinking?"
- "What a
world that would be if you could just ask a woman what
she's thinking."
- "You
know, instead I'm like a detective. I gotta pick up
clues. The whole thing's a murder investigation."
- - Jerry
and George, in "Good News, Bad News"
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