Seinfeld Quotes...


"The second button literally makes or breaks the shirt. Look at it. It's too high. It's in no-man's land. You look like you live with your mother."
- Jerry, to George, in "Good News, Bad News"
"Jerry, I have to tell you something. This is the dullest moment I've ever experienced."
- George, watching laundry, in "Good News, Bad News"
"Don't interrupt the cycle. The machine is working. It knows what it's doing. Just let it finish."
"You're going to overdry it."
"You can't overdry."
"Why not?"
"The same reason you can't overwet."
- Jerry and George, in "Good News, Bad News"
"I can't believe you're bringing in an extra bed for a woman that wants to sleep with you. Why don't you bring in an extra guy too."
- George, to Jerry, in "Good News, Bad News"
"I'm aware of you."
- George, to Kramer, in "Good News, Bad News"
"Wouldn't it be great if you could ask a woman what she's thinking?"
"What a world that would be if you could just ask a woman what she's thinking."
"You know, instead I'm like a detective. I gotta pick up clues. The whole thing's a murder investigation."
- Jerry and George, in "Good News, Bad News"
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