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Seinfeld Quotes... |
"THE
GLASSES"
- "Do you
ever spit on anybody from here?"
- - Elaine,
looking out Jerry's window, in "The Glasses"
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- "Rock
on!"
- - Kramer,
in "The Glasses"
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- "I gotta
get out of this city."
- "So
you're tunneling to the center of the earth?"
- - George
and Jerry, in "The Glasses"
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- "Who
steals prescription glasses?"
- "You
don't have an old pair?"
- "I broke
'em playing basketball."
- "He was
running from a bee."
- - George,
Elaine and Jerry, in "The Glasses"
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- "Retail
is for suckers."
- - Kramer,
in "The Glasses"
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- "Once
again, I'm standing here like a little man."
- - George,
in "The Glasses"
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- "He was
spottin' raccoons on the road."
- - Jerry,
lauding George's ability to squint, in "The
Glasses"
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- "Do I
need a shot?"
- "Not
shot. Dog bite. Woof woof, not bang bang."
- - Elaine
and a doctor, in "The Glasses"
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- "It's a
Commando-8, 12,000 BTU's. It's gonna be like a meat
locker in here!"
- - Jerry,
trying to impress Amy with his new air conditioner, in
"The Glasses"
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- "Everything
was going so well. She hadn't seen any flaws in me. Now
she sees a side."
- "What
side?"
- "A bad
side, an ugly side."
- "Oh, so
what?"
- "So
what? I wasn't planning on showing that side for another
six months. Now you made me throw off the whole learning
curve."
- - Jerry
and George, in "The Glasses"
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- "I was
spottin' those raccoons..."
- "They
were mailboxes, you idiot. I didn't have the heart to
tell you."
- - George
and Jerry, in "The Glasses"
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- "I don't
know what to believe. You're eatin' onions, you're
spottin' dimes, I don't know what the hell is going
on!"
- - Jerry,
to George, in "The Glasses"
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- "Right
this way, Mister Doody."
- - Kramer,
in "The Glasses"
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- "You
wouldn't even have any teeth if it wasn't for me taking
you over to Joe's Fruit Stand and stuffing cantaloupe
down your throat!"
- - Kramer,
to the optometrist, in "The Glasses"
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- "I don't
know what to tell ya, Elton."
- - Jerry,
making fun of George's glasses, in "The
Glasses"
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- "May I
have one of those, madam?"
- - Kramer,
making fun of George's glasses, in "The
Glasses"
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- "Is this
going to hurt?"
- "Yes,
very much."
- - Elaine
and a doctor, in "The Glasses"
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- "I'm
very mysterious by nature. A lot of women find that
attractive."
- "I find
it annoying."
- - Jerry
and Amy, in "The Glasses"
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