Seinfeld Quotes...

"THE GLASSES"


"Do you ever spit on anybody from here?"
- Elaine, looking out Jerry's window, in "The Glasses"
 
"Rock on!"
- Kramer, in "The Glasses"
 
"I gotta get out of this city."
"So you're tunneling to the center of the earth?"
- George and Jerry, in "The Glasses"
 
"Who steals prescription glasses?"
"You don't have an old pair?"
"I broke 'em playing basketball."
"He was running from a bee."
- George, Elaine and Jerry, in "The Glasses"
 
"Retail is for suckers."
- Kramer, in "The Glasses"
 
"Once again, I'm standing here like a little man."
- George, in "The Glasses"
 
"He was spottin' raccoons on the road."
- Jerry, lauding George's ability to squint, in "The Glasses"
 
"Do I need a shot?"
"Not shot. Dog bite. Woof woof, not bang bang."
- Elaine and a doctor, in "The Glasses"
 
"It's a Commando-8, 12,000 BTU's. It's gonna be like a meat locker in here!"
- Jerry, trying to impress Amy with his new air conditioner, in "The Glasses"
 
"Everything was going so well. She hadn't seen any flaws in me. Now she sees a side."
"What side?"
"A bad side, an ugly side."
"Oh, so what?"
"So what? I wasn't planning on showing that side for another six months. Now you made me throw off the whole learning curve."
- Jerry and George, in "The Glasses"
 
"I was spottin' those raccoons..."
"They were mailboxes, you idiot. I didn't have the heart to tell you."
- George and Jerry, in "The Glasses"
 
"I don't know what to believe. You're eatin' onions, you're spottin' dimes, I don't know what the hell is going on!"
- Jerry, to George, in "The Glasses"
 
"Right this way, Mister Doody."
- Kramer, in "The Glasses"
 
"You wouldn't even have any teeth if it wasn't for me taking you over to Joe's Fruit Stand and stuffing cantaloupe down your throat!"
- Kramer, to the optometrist, in "The Glasses"
 
"I don't know what to tell ya, Elton."
- Jerry, making fun of George's glasses, in "The Glasses"
 
"May I have one of those, madam?"
- Kramer, making fun of George's glasses, in "The Glasses"
 
"Is this going to hurt?"
"Yes, very much."
- Elaine and a doctor, in "The Glasses"
 
"I'm very mysterious by nature. A lot of women find that attractive."
"I find it annoying."
- Jerry and Amy, in "The Glasses"
 
 
 
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