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Seinfeld Quotes... |
"THE PARKING
GARAGE"
- "Why do
I always have the feeling everybody's doing something
better than me on Saturday afternoons?"
- - Jerry,
in "The Parking Garage"
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- "Fish...
What do they do?"
- "What do
*you* do?"
- - George
and Elaine, in "The Parking Garage"
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- "I'm
trying to live my life!"
- - George,
in "The Parking Garage"
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- "You get
within fifteen feet of that woman, she'd have her finger
on the mace button."
- - Jerry,
to George, in "The Parking Garage"
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- "We're
like rats in some experiment."
- - George,
in "The Parking Garage"
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- "There's
too much urinary freedom in this society. I'm proud to
hold it in. It builds character."
- - Jerry,
in "The Parking Garage"
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- "If I am
not in front of my building at 6:15 when my parents get
there, they are going to put me on an aggravation
installment plan that will compound with interest for
decades."
- - George,
in "The Parking Garage"
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- "I can't
carry a pen. I'm afraid I'll puncture my scrotum."
- - George,
in "The Parking Garage"
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- "We're
not skinheads."
- - Elaine,
trying to convince a man to drive her around the garage,
in "The Parking Garage"
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- "It's
amazing how shopping makes me have to go. How does my
bladder know I'm in a department store?"
- - Jerry,
in "The Parking Garage"
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- "You
know, I've been issued a public urination pass by the
city because of my condition. Unfortunately, my little
brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Him
and his friends are probably peeing all over the
place."
- - Jerry,
in "The Parking Garage"
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- "What's
the difference? We'll all be dead eventually."
- "Does
that bother you?"
- "Yeah,
it bothers me. Doesn't it bother you?"
- "Not at
all."
- "You
see, now that bothers me even more than dying bothers me,
because it's people like you who live to be 120 because
you're not bothered by it. How can it not bother
you?"
- "Well, I
once saw this thing on TV with people who are terminally
ill. Everyone of them believed that the secret of life is
just to live every moment."
- "Yeah,
I've heard that. Meanwhile, I'm here with you in a
parking garage in Jersey."
- - George
and Kramer, in "The Parking Garage"
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