Seinfeld Quotes...


"I had to take a sick day, I'm so sick of these people."
- Elaine, on her co-workers, in "The Frogger"
"You sure have a lot of friends. How come I never see any of these people?"
"They want to know why they never see you."
- Jerry and Kramer, in "The Frogger"
"Oh, I was unstoppable! Perfect combination of Mountain Dew and mozzarella, with just the right amount of grease on the joystick."
- George, on his gaming skills, in "The Frogger"
"What is nice? Trying to fill the void in your life with flour and sugar and egg and vanilla? I mean, we are all unhappy. Do we have to be fat too?"
- Elaine, in "The Frogger"
"Well, I'm doing it Jerry. I'm buying that Frogger machine. Now the torch will burn forever!"
"Fabulous! See, now you're really doing something."
- George and Jerry, in "The Frogger"
"You know, the police, they found another victim of The Lopper in Riverside Park. I saw the photo... and it looked a lot like you."
"Oh come on, there's a lot of people walking around the city that look like me."
"Not as many as there used to be."
- Kramer and Jerry, in "The Frogger"
"Kramer, listen to me. I'm never going to have a child. If I lose this Frogger high score, that's it for me."
"Believe me, George, you can count on Slippery Pete."
- George and Kramer, in "The Frogger"
"She's a sentence finisher. It's like dating Mad Libs."
- Jerry, in "The Frogger"
"Guess what I ate!"
"An ostrich burger?"
"No, a $29,000 piece of cake. Peterman got it at the Duke and Duchess of Windsor auction. It's the most romantic thing I've ever eaten."
- Elaine and George, in "The Frogger"
"Why don't you put it in the car so I don't accidentally toss it in that dumpster."
- Jerry, receiving an ugly new hat, in "The Frogger"
"It's an Entenmann's."
"Do they have a castle at Windsor?"
"No, they have a display case at the end of the aisle."
- Lubeck, the cake appraiser, and Peterman, in "The Frogger"
"Elaine, I have a question for you. Is the item still with you?"
"Umm, as far as I know."
"Do you know what happens to a butter-based frosting after six decades in a poorly-ventilated English basement?
"Uhh, I guess I hadn't..."
"Well, I have a feeling what you are about to go through is punishment enough."
- Peterman and Elaine, after he discovers that she ate his antique cake, in "The Frogger"


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