Seinfeld Quotes...


"It's time for George to start being George again."
- George, in "The Foundation"
"Karate. It's a lifetime pursuit of balance and harmony."
"But with punching and kicking."
- Kramer and Jerry, in "The Foundation"
"You've never felt remorse."
"I know. I feel bad about that."
- Elaine and Jerry, in "The Foundation"
"My neck is one gargantuan monkey fist."
- Mr. Peterman, in "The Foundation"
"It's a terrible tragedy when parents outlive their children."
"Yes, I agree. I hope my parents go long before I do."
- Mr. Ross and George, in "The Foundation"
"I was free and clear. I was living the dream. I was stripped to the waist eating a block of cheese the size of a car battery."
"Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise."
- George and Jerry, in "The Foundation"
"Between you and me, I always thought Kramer was a bit of a doofus. But, he believed in me. You did not. So, as I see it, he's not the doofus. You are the doofus."
- Elaine, to Jerry, in "The Foundation"


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