Seinfeld Quotes...

"THE DOORMAN"

"It was like my own personal Crying Game."

- George, after seeing his father's breasts, in "The Doorman"

 

"Boy, that brain never stops working, does it?"

- Jerry, to Kramer, in "The Doorman"

 

"You want me to wear a bra?"

"No, no, a bra is for ladies. Meet the Bro!"

- Frank and Kramer, in "The Doorman"

 

"Bro's no good. Too ethnic."

"You got something better?"

"How about the Mansiere?"

"Mansiere."

"That's right. A brassiere for a man."

- Frank and Kramer, in "The Doorman"

 

"He's a comedian, Mrs. Payton. They don't know how to do anything."

- Elaine, about Jerry, in "The Doorman"

 

"I'm sure he's having a good laugh over this with his doorman buddies."

- Jerry, in "The Doorman"

 

"Say you're getting intimate with a woman, you don't want her fumbling and struggling back there. I think we've all experienced that."

- Kramer, in "The Doorman"

 

"You had me sleeping on a pee-stained couch?!"

"No no no, the cushion was turned over."

"But the very idea. You had me lying in urine."

- Frank and George, in "The Doorman"

 

"I lived with him for forty years, I never saw him trying on my underwear. As soon as he leaves the house he turns into J. Edgar Hoover!"

- Estelle, after seeing Frank trying on the Bro, in "The Doorman"

 

"You're not having dinner with a bra salesman!"

"He only sells them, he doesn't wear them."

- Frank and Estelle, in "The Doorman"

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