Seinfeld Quotes...


"It was like my own personal Crying Game."
- George, after seeing his father's breasts, in "The Doorman"
"Boy, that brain never stops working, does it?"
- Jerry, to Kramer, in "The Doorman"
"You want me to wear a bra?"
"No, no, a bra is for ladies. Meet the Bro!"
- Frank and Kramer, in "The Doorman"
"Bro's no good. Too ethnic."
"You got something better?"
"How about the Mansiere?"
"That's right. A brassiere for a man."
- Frank and Kramer, in "The Doorman"
"He's a comedian, Mrs. Payton. They don't know how to do anything."
- Elaine, about Jerry, in "The Doorman"
"I'm sure he's having a good laugh over this with his doorman buddies."
- Jerry, in "The Doorman"
"Say you're getting intimate with a woman, you don't want her fumbling and struggling back there. I think we've all experienced that."
- Kramer, in "The Doorman"
"You had me sleeping on a pee-stained couch?!"
"No no no, the cushion was turned over."
"But the very idea. You had me lying in urine."
- Frank and George, in "The Doorman"
"I lived with him for forty years, I never saw him trying on my underwear. As soon as he leaves the house he turns into J. Edgar Hoover!"
- Estelle, after seeing Frank trying on the Bro, in "The Doorman"
"You're not having dinner with a bra salesman!"
"He only sells them, he doesn't wear them."
- Frank and Estelle, in "The Doorman"


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