Seinfeld Quotes...


"Oh man, did you see that? I ate discarded food!"
"Well, I've done that."
"Yeah, but with you it's intentional."
- Jerry and George, in "The Doodle"
"I'm grotesque. I look like a troll."
- George, about the doodle, in "The Doodle"
"I want you to find out if she likes me."
"Find out if she likes you? What, are you in high school?"
- George and Elaine, in "The Doodle"
"It's like having a circus in my mouth."
- Kramer, eating Mackinaw peaches, in "The Doodle"
"I used to have fleas."
"What did you do about them?"
"What do you mean?"
- Kramer and Jerry, in "The Doodle"
"When he's dead he'll be relieved."
- Jerry, about George, in "The Doodle"
"She said looks aren't that important to her."
- Elaine, to George, in "The Doodle"
"See, the thing of it is, there's a lot of ugly people out there walking around but they don't know they're ugly because nobody actually tells them."
- Jerry, in "The Doodle"
"The point, George, is she likes you."
"Oh, so what. I'd rather she hate me and thought I was good looking."
- Elaine and George, in "The Doodle"
"I know the chunky that left these Chunkies! Newman!"
- Jerry, in "The Doodle"
"So you have fleas. Maybe you keep your house in a state of disrepair. Maybe you live in squalor."
- Newman, to Jerry, in "The Doodle"
"You could drape yourself in velvet for all I care."
- Paula, to George, in "The Doodle"
"Well, it's a story of love, deception, greed, lust, and unbridled enthusiasm."
- Kramer, describing the book he read, in "The Doodle"
"I've been searching for someone a long time. Well, the search is over!"
"And now the search for the right psychiatrist begins."
- George and Jerry, in "The Doodle"


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