Seinfeld Quotes...

"THE DOODLE"

"Oh man, did you see that? I ate discarded food!"

"Well, I've done that."

"Yeah, but with you it's intentional."

- Jerry and George, in "The Doodle"

 

"I'm grotesque. I look like a troll."

- George, about the doodle, in "The Doodle"

 

"I want you to find out if she likes me."

"Find out if she likes you? What, are you in high school?"

- George and Elaine, in "The Doodle"

 

"It's like having a circus in my mouth."

- Kramer, eating Mackinaw peaches, in "The Doodle"

 

"I used to have fleas."

"What did you do about them?"

"What do you mean?"

- Kramer and Jerry, in "The Doodle"

 

"When he's dead he'll be relieved."

- Jerry, about George, in "The Doodle"

 

"She said looks aren't that important to her."

- Elaine, to George, in "The Doodle"

 

"See, the thing of it is, there's a lot of ugly people out there walking around but they don't know they're ugly because nobody actually tells them."

- Jerry, in "The Doodle"

 

"The point, George, is she likes you."

"Oh, so what. I'd rather she hate me and thought I was good looking."

- Elaine and George, in "The Doodle"

 

"I know the chunky that left these Chunkies! Newman!"

- Jerry, in "The Doodle"

 

"So you have fleas. Maybe you keep your house in a state of disrepair. Maybe you live in squalor."

- Newman, to Jerry, in "The Doodle"

 

"You could drape yourself in velvet for all I care."

- Paula, to George, in "The Doodle"

 

"Well, it's a story of love, deception, greed, lust, and unbridled enthusiasm."

- Kramer, describing the book he read, in "The Doodle"

 

"I've been searching for someone a long time. Well, the search is over!"

"And now the search for the right psychiatrist begins."

- George and Jerry, in "The Doodle"

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