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Seinfeld Quotes... |
"THE
DEALERSHIP"
- "First
they stick you with the undercoating, rust-proofing,
dealer prep... Suddenly you're on your back like a
turtle."
- - George,
about car salespeople, in "The Dealership"
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- "So
Puddy, this is a pretty good move for you, huh? No more
'grease monkey.'"
- "I don't
care for that term."
- "Oh
sorry, I didn't know."
- "I don't
know too many monkeys that can take apart a fuel
injector."
- - Jerry
and Puddy, in "The Dealership"
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- "Hey
Elaine, have you noticed your boyfriend has developed an
annoying little habit?"
- "The
squinting?"
- "No."
- "The
staring?"
- "No. He
keeps asking me to give him a high-five."
- "I
thought all guys do that."
- "Slapping
hands is the lowest form of primate ritual."
- - Jerry
and Elaine, in "The Dealership"
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- "What do
you think the Nazis were doing? That was the
Heil-five."
- "Isn't
that from your act, like ten years ago?"
- "It was
a good bit in the eighties and it's still relatable
today."
- - Jerry
and Elaine, in "The Dealership"
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- "I think
I've reached a point in my life where I can tell the
difference between nougat and cookie."
- - George,
in "The Dealership"
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- "You are
one sick momma. I like it!"
- - Kramer,
to a car salesman, in "The Dealership"
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