Seinfeld Quotes...


"First they stick you with the undercoating, rust-proofing, dealer prep... Suddenly you're on your back like a turtle."
- George, about car salespeople, in "The Dealership"
"So Puddy, this is a pretty good move for you, huh? No more 'grease monkey.'"
"I don't care for that term."
"Oh sorry, I didn't know."
"I don't know too many monkeys that can take apart a fuel injector."
- Jerry and Puddy, in "The Dealership"
"Hey Elaine, have you noticed your boyfriend has developed an annoying little habit?"
"The squinting?"
"The staring?"
"No. He keeps asking me to give him a high-five."
"I thought all guys do that."
"Slapping hands is the lowest form of primate ritual."
- Jerry and Elaine, in "The Dealership"
"What do you think the Nazis were doing? That was the Heil-five."
"Isn't that from your act, like ten years ago?"
"It was a good bit in the eighties and it's still relatable today."
- Jerry and Elaine, in "The Dealership"
"I think I've reached a point in my life where I can tell the difference between nougat and cookie."
- George, in "The Dealership"
"You are one sick momma. I like it!"
- Kramer, to a car salesman, in "The Dealership"


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