Seinfeld Quotes...


"You know, it's not like changing toothpaste."
- Jerry to George, who is thinking of converting to Latvian Orthodox, in "The Conversion"
"I always open medicine cabinets."
"I trust people not to do that."
"Big mistake!"
- Kramer and Elaine, in "The Conversion"
"By Christmas day, I will be Brother Costanza."
"And what is Brother Costanza planning on telling Mother Costanza?"
"Brother Costanza will be taking the vow of silence."
- George and Jerry, in "The Conversion"
"Jerry, I'm tellin' ya, I have this power. And I have no control over it."
- Kramer, in "The Conversion"
"I hope I'm not disturbing you, but I found another toy I thought you might like."
- Sister Roberta to Kramer, in "The Conversion"
"Oh, this power! Look what I'm doing! I'm dangerous, Jerry! I'm very very dangerous!"
- Kramer, in "The Conversion"


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