"Hey,
lemme ask you a question -- in these nudist colonies, do
they eat naked in the dining room?"
"I would
imagine it's all naked."
"What
about the chambermaids, are they naked too?"
"They're
naked. The gardener's naked. Bellhops. It's one big
Nude-O-Rama."
- Jerry
and George, in "The Contest"
"Too bad
you couldn't do *that* for a living... You'd be very
successful at it. You could sell out Madison Square
Garden. Thousands of people could watch you. You could be
a big star!"
-
George's mother, chastising her son for treating his body
like "an amusement park," in "The
Contest"
"Yeah...
butt... butt... Great butt... John John's butt..."
- Elaine,
almost speechless after finding out that John F. Kennedy
Jr. will be in
her
aerobics class, in "The Contest"
"Good
night. Not just a good night... a *great* night!"
- Jerry
to Marla, in "The Contest"
"Are you
Master of your Domain?"
"I am
King of the County. You?"
"Lord of
the Manor."
"I'm
Queen of the castle!"
- Jerry,
George and Elaine, in "The Contest"
"So,
you're still Master of your Domain?"
"Yes,
yes I am. Master of my domain. But I will tell you this:
I'm going over to her apartment and I'm tellin' her to
put those shades down!"
"Wait,
wait wait... Whoa, whoa whoa-- what did you just
say?"
"I can't
take it any more! She's drivin' me crazy. I can't sleep,
I can't leave the house. When I'm here I'm climbin' the
walls. Meanwhile I'm datin' a virgin, I'm in this
contest... something's gotta give!"
"Do you
hear what you're saying? Can you hear it? This is a
beautiful woman walking around naked, and you want to
tell her to stop!? That's the *dumbest* thing I ever
heard. I mean, it's incomprehens-- I'm not gonna let you
do it!"
"Well,
I'm doin' it. Get out of my way..."
"No, you
can't! This is something that comes about once in a
lifetime. When we were boys looking through our bedroom
windows we would think, 'Why can't there be a woman out
there taking her clothes off?' And now that wish has come
true and you want to... pfffft... throw it away?!"
- Kramer
and Jerry, fighting over the woman across the street, in
"The Contest"
"Okay,
you tryin' to hurt me? You tryin' to hurt me? You're
tryin 'to injure me, right? You're tryin to hurt
me..."
- Elaine,
who can't believe that JFK Jr. is interested in her, in
"The Contest"
"The
wheels on the bus go round and round, round and
round..."
"The
woman across the block has nothing on, nothing on,
nothing on..."
"The
washers on the bus go woosh woosh woosh, woosh woosh
woosh..."
"The
woman across the block has nothing on, nothing on,
nothing on..."
- Jerry
and Kramer, in "The Contest"
"Where
did you get those socks?!"
"I
dunno..."
"I think
those are *my* socks!"
"How are
these *your* socks?"
"I
dunno, but those are *my* socks! I had a pair just like
that with the blue stripe and now I don't *have* them
anymore!"
"Oh
yeah, that's right, you fell asleep one day on the sofa
and I took them off your stinkin' feet, they looked so
good to me, I just had to have 'em!!!
"Yeah,
well, they're *MY SOCKS*!"
"They're
my socks!!!"
- George
and Jerry, in "The Contest"
"You
caved?!"
"It's
over!?!"
"You're
out?!?"
"Oh my
God, the Queen is dead!"
"I
figured you'd cruise, at least through the
spring..."
- George
and Jerry, reacting with shock at the news that Elaine
has dropped out of "The Contest"
"Elaine...
Benes... Kennedy... Junior..."
- Elaine,
fantasizing about marrying JFK Jr., in "The
Contest"
