Seinfeld Quotes...

"THE COMEBACK"


"The jerk store called, they're running out of you!"
- George, in "The Comeback"
 
"It went straight to video. That makes me the premiere."
- Kramer, in "The Comeback"
 
"I don't want to be a vegetable, Elaine. I just want out."
- Kramer, in "The Comeback"
 
"I'm going with jerk store. Jerk store is the line. Jerk store!"
- George, in "The Comeback"
 
"You're a calculating, cold-hearted business woman. And when there's dirty work to be done, you don't mind stomping on a few throats."
- Kramer, about Elaine, in "The Comeback"
 
"Yank it like you're starting a mower."
- Elaine, on turning off a life support system, in "The Comeback"
 
"We only wake you up for the important meetings."
- Yankee exec, to George, in "The Comeback"
 
"Jerk store would've smoked that guy!"
- George, in "The Comeback"
 
"I didn't know it was possible to come out of a coma."
"I didn't know it was possible to not know that."
- Kramer and Jerry, in "The Comeback"
 
"It's smart. It's a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it. And I'm not going to dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!"
- George, about his comeback line, in "The Comeback"
 
"You know, George, the ocean called. They're running out of shrimp."
"Oh yeah, Riley? Well, the jerk store called. They're running out of you!"
"What's the difference? You're their all-time best seller."
- Riley and George, in "The Comeback"
 
 
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