Seinfeld Quotes...

"THE SECRET CODE"


"Why can't there be some things just for me? Is that so selfish?"
"Actually, that's the definition of selfish."
- George and Jerry, in "The Secret Code"
 
"I am not giving my code to anyone, for any reason!"
"What if my life depended on it?"
"If you're in some situation where some fast cash will save your life, I'll give you the code."
- George and Jerry, in "The Secret Code"
"Now how am I gonna relax? I'm gonna have to be on all night. I don't like to be on, Jerry. I would much rather be off."
"Trust me, you're off."
- George and Jerry, in "The Secret Code"
 
"I'll tell the maitre'd it'll just be the three bulls."
- J. Peterman, in "The Secret Code"
 
"I really should be getting back to my fiance. We had this big fight yesterday and, well, she wants to know my secret code. I don't know, I can't tell her. The funny thing is, I would really love to tell someone because it's killing me. You want to know what it is? It's Bosco. You know, the chocolate syrup. I love that stuff. I pour it in milk. It's my favorite drink."
- George, talking to Peterman's unconscious mother, in "The Secret Code"
 
"I am not giving you my code."
"I'll bet I can guess it."
"Yeah, right."
"Ah, all right, yeah... Let's see... Well, we can throw out birthdays immediately. That's too obvious. And no numbers for you. You're a word man. Let's go deeper... What kind of man are you? Well, you're weak, spineless, a man of temptations. But what tempts you? You're a portly fellow. A bit long in the waistband. So what's your pleasure? Is it the salty snacks you crave? No no no no... Yours is a sweet tooth. Oh, you may stray, but you'll always return to your dark master... The cocoa bean! And only the purest syrup nectar can satisfy you. If you could, you'd guzzle it by the gallon... Ovaltine!? Hershey's!? Nestle's Quick!?"
- George and Kramer, in "The Secret Code"
 
 
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