Seinfeld Quotes...

"THE CIGAR STORE INDIAN"

"Hey, you know what would make a great coffee table book? A coffee table book about coffee tables!"

- Kramer, in "The Cigar Store Indian"

 

"See, on this particular Tuesday you could've watched six hours of Lucy. There's I Love Lucy, The Lucy Show, Here's Lucy!"

- Weird guy on subway, in "The Cigar Store Indian"

 

"We're collectors. We see objects of great beauty and we must have them."

- George, in "The Cigar Store Indian"

 

"Ya know, I don't get it. I'm not allowed to ask a Chinese person where a Chinese restaurant is? I mean, aren't we all getting a little too sensitive? I mean, somebody asks me which way is Israel, I don't fly off the handle."

- Jerry, in "The Cigar Store Indian"

 

"Is there anything wrong with getting a receipt at a tollbooth?"

- Frank, in "The Cigar Store Indian"

 

"Who told you you could have sex in our bed?"

"Well, my bed is too small."

"Your bed is too small? I'm gone two weeks and you turn our house into Bourbon Street?"

"Where am I going to sleep?"

"What are you talking about?"

"I can't sleep in there!"

"Of course you can."

"I can't. I can't!"

"That's it. You're grounded."

- Estelle, George and Frank, in "The Cigar Store Indian"

 

"And on the cover is a built-in coaster."

- Kramer, selling his coffee table book idea, in "The Cigar Store Indian"

 

"How do you just walk into a house and take a TV Guide? How does she expect you to watch TV? Am I just supposed to turn it on and wander aimlessly around the dial?"

- Frank, in "The Cigar Store Indian"

 

"You look scrumptious!"

- Weird guy to Elaine, in "The Cigar Store Indian"

 

"George doesn't work. He's a bum."

- Estelle, in "The Cigar Store Indian"

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