Seinfeld Quotes...

"THE CHINESE WOMAN"


"Hey, it's George. I got nothing to say."
- George, leaving a message on Jerry's answering machine, in "The Chinese Woman"
 
"If I like their race, how can that be racist?"
- Jerry, in "The Chinese Woman"
 
"I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house!"
- Kramer, in "The Chinese Woman"
 
"No, go ahead. I second-hand smoke two packs a day."
- Jerry, to a polite smoker, in "The Chinese Woman"
 
"There's nothing holding me in place. I'm flipping, I'm flopping."
- Kramer, unhappy with boxer shorts, in "The Chinese Woman"
 
"You know what I like about Manhattan? No mosquitoes."
- Frank Costanza, in "The Chinese Woman"
 
"It's a shame his parents didn't get divorced thirty years ago. He could've been normal."
- Jerry, about George, in "The Chinese Woman"
 
"I don't trust men in capes."
- George, in "The Chinese Woman"
 
"The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gaberdine."
- Jerry, learning that Kramer has given up on underwear of any kind, in "The Chinese Woman"
 
"I'm out there Jerry and loving every minute of it."
- Kramer, in "The Chinese Woman"
 
"You have no eye for fashion!"
"I have no eye for fashion?!"
- Frank and Estelle Costanza, in "The Chinese Woman"
 
 
   
Back to the Index