Seinfeld Quotes...

"THE CHINESE WOMAN"

"Hey, it's George. I got nothing to say."

- George, leaving a message on Jerry's answering machine, in "The Chinese Woman"

 

"If I like their race, how can that be racist?"

- Jerry, in "The Chinese Woman"

 

"I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house!"

- Kramer, in "The Chinese Woman"

 

"No, go ahead. I second-hand smoke two packs a day."

- Jerry, to a polite smoker, in "The Chinese Woman"

 

"There's nothing holding me in place. I'm flipping, I'm flopping."

- Kramer, unhappy with boxer shorts, in "The Chinese Woman"

 

"You know what I like about Manhattan? No mosquitoes."

- Frank Costanza, in "The Chinese Woman"

 

"It's a shame his parents didn't get divorced thirty years ago. He could've been normal."

- Jerry, about George, in "The Chinese Woman"

 

"I don't trust men in capes."

- George, in "The Chinese Woman"

 

"The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gaberdine."

- Jerry, learning that Kramer has given up on underwear of any kind, in "The Chinese Woman"

 

"I'm out there Jerry and loving every minute of it."

- Kramer, in "The Chinese Woman"

 

"You have no eye for fashion!"

"I have no eye for fashion?!"

- Frank and Estelle Costanza, in "The Chinese Woman"

 

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