Seinfeld Quotes...


"She's got a little Marisa Tomei thing going on."
"Ah. Too bad you've got a little George Costanza thing going on."
- George and Jerry, in "The Chicken Roaster"
"I'm like a commercial jingle. First it's a little irritating. Then you hear it a few times. You're humming it in the shower. By the third date, it's 'Buy Mennen!'"
- George, in "The Chicken Roaster"
"Why don't we just switch apartments?"
"Or I could sleep in the park."
- Kramer and Jerry, in "The Chicken Roaster"
"Newman, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep-fried in chocolate sauce."
- Jerry, in "The Chicken Roaster"
"The greasy doorknob, the constant licking of the fingers. He's hooked on this chicken, isn't he?"
- Jerry, about Kramer, in "The Chicken Roaster"
"Is someone there? Mr. Marbles?"
- Jerry, trying to sleep in Kramer's apartment, in "The Chicken Roaster"
"This is the Urban Sombrero. I put it on the cover of our last catalog."
"The horror! The horror!"
- Elaine and Mr. Peterman, in "The Chicken Roaster"
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