Seinfeld Quotes...

"THE CHICKEN ROASTER"

"She's got a little Marisa Tomei thing going on."

"Ah. Too bad you've got a little George Costanza thing going on."

- George and Jerry, in "The Chicken Roaster"

 

"I'm like a commercial jingle. First it's a little irritating. Then you hear it a few times. You're humming it in the shower. By the third date, it's 'Buy Mennen!'"

- George, in "The Chicken Roaster"

 

"Why don't we just switch apartments?"

"Or I could sleep in the park."

- Kramer and Jerry, in "The Chicken Roaster"

 

"Newman, you wouldn't eat broccoli if it was deep-fried in chocolate sauce."

- Jerry, in "The Chicken Roaster"

 

"The greasy doorknob, the constant licking of the fingers. He's hooked on this chicken, isn't he?"

- Jerry, about Kramer, in "The Chicken Roaster"

 

"Is someone there? Mr. Marbles?"

- Jerry, trying to sleep in Kramer's apartment, in "The Chicken Roaster"

 

"This is the Urban Sombrero. I put it on the cover of our last catalog."

"The horror! The horror!"

- Elaine and Mr. Peterman, in "The Chicken Roaster"

Back to the Index