Seinfeld Quotes...

"THE CHEEVER LETTERS"


"Hey, I got a rubber pencil thing happening here."
- Elaine, in "The Cheever Letters"
 
"It's very hard being a stand-up comedian. Sometimes they don't laugh!"
- Elaine, apologizing for Jerry, in "The Cheever Letters"
 
"It's crowded, the grass has big brown patches in it, they don't rake the sand traps. Not to mention the caliber of people you have to play with!"
- Kramer, disdainful of public golf courses, in "The Cheever Letters"
 
"I have tremendous respect for people who work with feet. I mean, to dedicate yourself to the foot... You're toiling in virtual anonymity."
- George, in "The Cheever Letters"
 
"Wear some more lipstick."
- Mr. Ross, insulting his wife, in "The Cheever Letters"
 
"Cherish the cabin."
- Mr. Ross, recalling his father's final words, in "The Cheever Letters"
 
"Maybe I'll go visit my mother. She just bought me some new panties and they're all laid out for me."
- Elaine, to Jerry, in "The Cheever Letters"
 
 
 
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