Seinfeld Quotes...


"That's the funny face that greets you at the beginning of the Super Terrific Happy Hour."
"Oh, Super Terrific!"
"Yeah, that's him."
"What is he doing?"
"Well, I don't know, but something Super Terrific, I'm sure."
- Kramer and a Japanese tourist, talking about Jerry, in "The Checks"
"Everybody laughs at Jerry here in America."
- Kramer, in "The Checks"
"What's with the claw?"
"Super Terrific Carpal Tunnel Syndrome."
- Elaine and Jerry, in "The Checks"
"So you're angry that this bizarre carpet cabal made no attempt to abduct you?"
"They could've at least tried."
"You know, maybe they thought you look too smart to be brainwashed."
"Too dumb?"
- Jerry and George, in "The Checks"
"Here you're just another apple. But in Japan, you're an erotic fruit. Like an orange, which is rare there."
- Kramer, talking to Jerry, in "The Checks"
"You have them sleeping in drawers?"
"Jerry, have you ever seen the business hotels in Tokyo? They sleep in tiny stacked cubicles all the time. They feel right at home."
"This has international incident written all over it."
- Jerry and Kramer, in "The Checks"
"That's a lovely little bureau and breakfast you're running."
- Jerry, to Kramer, in "The Checks"
"I'm running out of guys here in this city, Jerry."
- Elaine, in "The Checks"
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