Seinfeld Quotes...

"THE CHAPERONE"


"Now there's a career path you may have overlooked."
- Jerry, to Elaine, commenting on a group of Miss America contestants, in "The Chaperone"
 
"Hot dog?"
"No thanks. I'm watching my weight."
"Oh. I'm watching my height. My doctor doesn't want me to get any taller."
- Jerry and Miss Rhode Island, in "The Chaperone"
 
"I was almost Mr. Coffee. They felt I was a little too relaxed."
- Jerry, in "The Chaperone"
 
"They should be wearing cotton."
- George, unhappy with the Yankee uniforms, in "The Chaperone"
 
"Not many people have grace."
"Well, you know, grace is a tough one. I like to think I have a little grace. Not as much as Jackie O...."
"You can't have a little grace. You either have grace or you don't."
"Okay, fine. I have no grace."
"And you can't acquire grace."
"Well, I have no intention of getting grace."
"Grace isn't something you can pick up at the market."
"Alright, alright, look, I don't have grace, I don't want grace, I don't even say grace, okay?"
"Thank you for coming in."
"Yeah yeah right."
- A personnel interviewer and Elaine, in "The Chaperone"
 
"I'm going out with one of the Miss America contestants. You want to go?"
"What state?"
"Rhode Island."
"They're never in contention."
- Jerry and Kramer, in "The Chaperone"
 
"Poise counts!"
- Kramer, in "The Chaperone"
 
"These doves were murdered."
- Kramer, in "The Chaperone"
 
"It's like watching an animal get tortured."
- Jerry, watching Miss Rhode Island sing, in "The Chaperone"
 
 
 
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