Seinfeld Quotes...

"THE CHAPERONE"

"Now there's a career path you may have overlooked."

- Jerry, to Elaine, commenting on a group of Miss America contestants, in "The Chaperone"

 

"Hot dog?"

"No thanks. I'm watching my weight."

"Oh. I'm watching my height. My doctor doesn't want me to get any taller."

- Jerry and Miss Rhode Island, in "The Chaperone"

 

"I was almost Mr. Coffee. They felt I was a little too relaxed."

- Jerry, in "The Chaperone"

 

"They should be wearing cotton."

- George, unhappy with the Yankee uniforms, in "The Chaperone"

 

"Not many people have grace."

"Well, you know, grace is a tough one. I like to think I have a little grace. Not as much as Jackie O...."

"You can't have a little grace. You either have grace or you don't."

"Okay, fine. I have no grace."

"And you can't acquire grace."

"Well, I have no intention of getting grace."

"Grace isn't something you can pick up at the market."

"Alright, alright, look, I don't have grace, I don't want grace, I don't even say grace, okay?"

"Thank you for coming in."

"Yeah yeah right."

- A personnel interviewer and Elaine, in "The Chaperone"

 

"I'm going out with one of the Miss America contestants. You want to go?"

"What state?"

"Rhode Island."

"They're never in contention."

- Jerry and Kramer, in "The Chaperone"

 

"Poise counts!"

- Kramer, in "The Chaperone"

 

"These doves were murdered."

- Kramer, in "The Chaperone"

 

"It's like watching an animal get tortured."

- Jerry, watching Miss Rhode Island sing, in "The Chaperone"

 

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