Seinfeld Quotes...


"Some people should just give up. I have."
"What did you want to be?"
"I don't remember, but it certainly wasn't this."
- Elaine and Jerry, in "The Cartoon"
"Hey Kramer."
"Hey, you got some messages. Yeah, uh... George, George, Elaine, George again, Elaine... Newman, but that was a crank call."
- Kramer, to Jerry, in "The Cartoon"
"She does stink. And she should quit. But I don't want it to be because of me. It should be the traditional route. Years of rejection and failure until she's spit out the bottom of the porn industry."
- Jerry, in "The Cartoon"
"You know what woman I always thought you looked like? Lena Horne."
- Kramer, to Jerry, in "The Cartoon"
"And you must... look exactly like Jerry."
- Kramer, to George's new girlfriend Janet, in "The Cartoon"
"C'mon George, relax. Just because they look alike that doesn't mean you're secretly in love with Jerry."
- Kramer, in "The Cartoon"
"What do I need to talk for, huh? What, to blab to the neighbors about how George has a new femme Jerry friend? To tell everybody at the coffee shop how George is all mixed up in a perverse sexual amalgam of some girl and his best friend? See now, I've done all that. Now it's time for silence."
"Silence, yes!"
- Kramer and George, in "The Cartoon"
"He said I could submit some of my own cartoons."
"Wow, that's incredible. But you don't draw."
"I do too."
"What, your sad little horsies? The house with the little curl of smoke? The sunflower with the smiley face. The transparent cube."
"It's better than your drawings of naked Lois Lane."
"Where did you see that?" Those are private!"
- Elaine and Jerry, in "The Cartoon"
"It's so great to see a show that's about something."
- Newman, in "The Cartoon"
"Everything with you has to be so jokey."
"I'm a comedian."
- Elaine and Jerry, in "The Cartoon"
"I like gum."
"I do too. You see, that's what we're about. You don't remind me of anyone and we love gum."
- Janet and George, in "The Cartoon"
"You ripped off a Ziggy?"
"It must've seeped into my subconscious. Puddy has Ziggy bedsheets."
- Jerry and Elaine, in "The Cartoon"



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