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Seinfeld Quotes... |
"THE
CAFE"
- "She
thinks I'm a nice guy. Women always think I'm nice. But
women don't want nice."
- - George,
in "The Cafe"
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- "Why is
nice bad? What kind of a sick society are we living in
when nice is bad?"
- - George,
in "The Cafe"
-
- "People
think I'm smart, but I'm not smart."
- "Who
thinks you're smart?"
- - George
and Jerry, in "The Cafe"
-
- "Why is
what I do so important? Why must I always be the focal
point of attention? Let me just be. Let me live."
- - George,
in "The Cafe"
-
- "Hey, I
love a good caper."
- - Jerry,
in "The Cafe"
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- "I meet
a lot of women in this jacket. They're attracted to
it."
- - Kramer,
in "The Cafe"
-
- "Isn't
there like a statue of limitations on that?"
- "Statute."
- "What?"
- "Statute
of limitations. It's not a statue."
- "No,
it's statue."
- "Fine,
it's a sculpture of limitations."
- - Kramer
and Jerry, in "The Cafe"
-
- "You see
everything, don't you?"
- "Well,
you know, not everything. I do what I can."
- - Babu
and Jerry, in "The Cafe"
-
- "I had a
sandwich in my pocket."
- - George,
explaining how he got food on his IQ test, in "The
Cafe"
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- "Hey, do
me a favor. If some guy comes around looking for me, tell
him you don't know where I am."
- "Of
course, I always do."
- "No, no,
it's that guy. He's really been bugging me about the
jacket."
- "Just
give it back to him."
- "He'll
have to kill me."
- - Kramer,
Jerry and Elaine, in "The Cafe"
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- "You
should've seen her face. It was the exact same look my
father gave me when I told him I wanted to be a
ventriloquist."
- - George,
in "The Cafe"
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- "Where
are people? You see people? Show me people! There are no
people!"
- - Babu,
after taking Jerry's advice and serving only Pakistani
food, in "The Cafe"
