Seinfeld Quotes...


"She thinks I'm a nice guy. Women always think I'm nice. But women don't want nice."
- George, in "The Cafe"
"Why is nice bad? What kind of a sick society are we living in when nice is bad?"
- George, in "The Cafe"
"People think I'm smart, but I'm not smart."
"Who thinks you're smart?"
- George and Jerry, in "The Cafe"
"Why is what I do so important? Why must I always be the focal point of attention? Let me just be. Let me live."
- George, in "The Cafe"
"Hey, I love a good caper."
- Jerry, in "The Cafe"
"I meet a lot of women in this jacket. They're attracted to it."
- Kramer, in "The Cafe"
"Isn't there like a statue of limitations on that?"
"Statute of limitations. It's not a statue."
"No, it's statue."
"Fine, it's a sculpture of limitations."
- Kramer and Jerry, in "The Cafe"
"You see everything, don't you?"
"Well, you know, not everything. I do what I can."
- Babu and Jerry, in "The Cafe"
"I had a sandwich in my pocket."
- George, explaining how he got food on his IQ test, in "The Cafe"
"Hey, do me a favor. If some guy comes around looking for me, tell him you don't know where I am."
"Of course, I always do."
"No, no, it's that guy. He's really been bugging me about the jacket."
"Just give it back to him."
"He'll have to kill me."
- Kramer, Jerry and Elaine, in "The Cafe"
"You should've seen her face. It was the exact same look my father gave me when I told him I wanted to be a ventriloquist."
- George, in "The Cafe"
"Where are people? You see people? Show me people! There are no people!"
- Babu, after taking Jerry's advice and serving only Pakistani food, in "The Cafe"


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