Seinfeld Quotes...

"THE CADILLAC"


"It's not good for friends to talk about money, it can affect the friendship."
"I tell you how much I make."
"And I'm always impressed."
- Jerry and Kramer, in "The Cadillac"
 
"I don't think I can talk to you any more. I feel inferior."
- Kramer, after learning how much money Jerry makes, in "The Cadillac"
 
"I have never been anyone's type, but apparently, this Marisa Tomei loves funny, quirky, bald men."
- George, in "The Cadillac"
 
"I guess the cable man doesn't like to be kept waiting."
- Kramer, in "The Cadillac"
 
"I'm a good son."
- Jerry, in "The Cadillac"
 
"Whenever Jerry comes, something exciting happens."
- Helen Seinfeld, in "The Cadillac"
 
"You know, you could put a fence around these condos and call it an insane asylum. Nobody would know the difference!"
- Jerry, in "The Cadillac"
 
"Art Vandelay? This is my boyfriend?"
"That's your boyfriend."
"What does he do?"
"He's an importer."
"Just imports? No exports?"
"He's an importer-exporter. Okay?"
- Elaine and George, working on his alibi, in "The Cadillac"
 
"Are you having an affair with Elaine?"
- Susan, not believing George's story, in "The Cadillac"
 
"Four-thirty? Who eats dinner at four-thirty?"
"By the time we sit down, it'll be quarter to five."
- Jerry and Mort Seinfeld, in "The Cadillac"
 
"I'm not force-feeding myself a steak at four-thirty to save a couple of bucks, I'll tell you that!"
- Jerry, in "The Cadillac"
 
"So, tell me, how is it that a man like you, so bald and so quirky and funny... how is it you're not taken?"
- Marisa Tomei, to George, in "The Cadillac"
 
"So, what does he import?"
"Uh, chips."
"Oh. What kind of chips?"
"Potato."
"Ah."
"Some corn."
"And what does he export?"
"Diapers."
- Susan and Elaine, discussing Art Vandelay, in "The Cadillac"
 

 

 
 
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