Seinfeld Quotes...

"THE CADILLAC"

"It's not good for friends to talk about money, it can affect the friendship."

"I tell you how much I make."

"And I'm always impressed."

- Jerry and Kramer, in "The Cadillac"

 

"I don't think I can talk to you any more. I feel inferior."

- Kramer, after learning how much money Jerry makes, in "The Cadillac"

 

"I have never been anyone's type, but apparently, this Marisa Tomei loves funny, quirky, bald men."

- George, in "The Cadillac"

 

"I guess the cable man doesn't like to be kept waiting."

- Kramer, in "The Cadillac"

 

"I'm a good son."

- Jerry, in "The Cadillac"

 

"Whenever Jerry comes, something exciting happens."

- Helen Seinfeld, in "The Cadillac"

 

"You know, you could put a fence around these condos and call it an insane asylum. Nobody would know the difference!"

- Jerry, in "The Cadillac"

 

"Art Vandelay? This is my boyfriend?"

"That's your boyfriend."

"What does he do?"

"He's an importer."

"Just imports? No exports?"

"He's an importer-exporter. Okay?"

- Elaine and George, working on his alibi, in "The Cadillac"

 

"Are you having an affair with Elaine?"

- Susan, not believing George's story, in "The Cadillac"

 

"Four-thirty? Who eats dinner at four-thirty?"

"By the time we sit down, it'll be quarter to five."

- Jerry and Mort Seinfeld, in "The Cadillac"

 

"I'm not force-feeding myself a steak at four-thirty to save a couple of bucks, I'll tell you that!"

- Jerry, in "The Cadillac"

 

"So, tell me, how is it that a man like you, so bald and so quirky and funny... how is it you're not taken?"

- Marisa Tomei, to George, in "The Cadillac"

 

"So, what does he import?"

"Uh, chips."

"Oh. What kind of chips?"

"Potato."

"Ah."

"Some corn."

"And what does he export?"

"Diapers."

- Susan and Elaine, discussing Art Vandelay, in "The Cadillac"

 

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