Seinfeld Quotes...


"Oh great, it's the bra-less wonder. Who does she think she's kidding? Look at her. She's totally out of control."
- Elaine, in "The Caddy"
"It is all because of that car. See, Steinbrenner is like the first guy in at the crack of dawn. He sees my car, he figures I'm the first guy in. Then, the last person to leave is Wilhelm. He sees my car, he figures I'm burning the midnight oil. Between the two of them, they think I'm working an eighteen-hour day!"
"Locking your keys in your car is the best career move you ever made."
- George and Jerry, in "The Caddy"
"This woman has never, not once, ever, as long as I've known her, worn a bra."
"That's just shameless."
- Elaine and Jerry, in "The Caddy"
"Her birthday's coming up, see, so I decided to get her a little present."
"What are you going to get her?"
"A very traditional, a very supportive, brassiere."
"There's nothing subtle about that."
"No, no, she might just think it's a gift."
"Have I ever bought you a jockstrap as a gift?"
- Elaine, Jerry, and George, in "The Caddy"
"A woman just walking around in broad daylight with nothing but a bra on? She's a menace to society."
- Elaine, in "The Caddy"
"It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!"
- Jackie Chiles, in "The Caddy"
"Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Mr. Steinbrenner's here... George is dead... Call me back."
- Frank, in "The Caddy"
"Are you going to tell your parents you're still alive?"
"No. They could use the break."
- Jerry and George, in "The Caddy"
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