Seinfeld Quotes...

"THE BUTTER SHAVE"

"I feel like an out-of-work porn star."

- George, commenting on his mustache, in "The Butter Shave"

 

"Boy, a month in Europe with Elaine. That guy's coming home in a body bag."

- Kramer, in "The Butter Shave"

"Wait a minute. Do I have to ask?"

"Well, I ran out of butter, so I had to borrow yours. Anything else, Mr. Nosey?"

"Why are you buttering your face?"

"I'm shaving with it."

"Oh, Moses smell the roses!"

- Jerry and Kramer, in "The Butter Shave"

 

"You know how hard it's getting just to tell people I know you?"

- Jerry, to George, in "The Butter Shave"

 

"I love that bathroom. It's got that high-high toilet. I feel like a gargoyle perched on the ledge of a building."

- George, in "The Butter Shave"

 

"You know, old friend, sometimes I ponder this silly gulf between us, and I say 'why?'. Are we really so different..."

"I'm not the one doing the cooking, Newman."

"Damn you Seinfeld. You're a useless pustule."

- Newman and Jerry, in "The Butter Shave"

 

"Oh man, I think I cooked myself."

- Kramer, in "The Butter Shave"

 

"I'm fried."

"Technically, you're sauteed. So what are you doing for that?"

"I just gotta keep my skin moist so I don't dry out."

"Is that what the doctor said?"

"I read an article in Bon Apetit Magazine."

- Kramer and Jerry, in "The Butter Shave"

 

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