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Seinfeld Quotes... |
"THE BUSBOY"
- "Oh, one more thing about the car. Let it
warm up for a minute."
- "That's a tough minute. It's like
waiting in the shower for the conditioner to work."
- - Jerry
and George, in "The Busboy"
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- "When the fellow returned home,
he discovered that the Benes tattoo does not wash off so
easily."
- - Jerry,
about Elaine's new friend, in "The Busboy"
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- "I feel bad for him too, but
he'll get another job. I mean, let's face it, it's not a
profession where you embellish your resume and undergo a
series of grueling interviews."
- "Oh, like you really know
busboys."
- "Oh, like you do."
- "Hey, at least I was a camp
waiter."
- "Camp."
- "It was a fat camp. Those kids
depended on me."
- - Jerry
and George, in "The Busboy"
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- "Try not to say too much."
- "What am I gonna say?"
- "I don't know."
- "Well, I'm not an idiot."
- "Certainly not."
- "Then we're cool."
- - George
and Kramer, in "The Busboy"
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- "Cats run away all the time. You
know, my aunt, she had a cat. Ran away. Showed up three
years later. You never know. They've got things in their
brains where they remember where they're from. Unless, of
course, somebody else starts feeding him. See, that's
what you've gotta worry about."
- - Kramer,
in "The Busboy"
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- "If I don't get this guy on a plane to
Seattle and out of my life, I'm gonna kill him, and
everyone who tries to stop me."
- - Elaine,
in "The Busboy"
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- "Anywhere in the city?"
- "Anywhere in the city. I'll tell
you the best public toilet."
- "Okay. Fifty-Fourth and
Sixth."
- "Sperry Rand Building. Fourteenth
floor, Morgan Apparel. Mention my name, she'll give you
the key."
- "Alright. Sixty-Fifth and
Tenth."
- "Are you kidding? Lincoln Center.
Alice Tully Hall, the Met. Magnificent facilities."
- - George
and Jerry, in "The Busboy"
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- "I never knew I could drive like
that. I was going faster than I've ever gone before, and
yet, it all seemed to be happening in slow motion. I was
seeing three and four moves ahead, weaving in and out of
lanes like an Olympic skier on a gold medal run. I knew I
was challenging the very laws of physics. At Queens
Boulevard, I took the shoulder. At Jewel Avenue, I used
the median. I had it. I was there. And then, I hit the
Van Wyck. They say no one's ever beaten the Van Wyck, but
gentlemen, I tell you this... I came as close as anyone
ever has. And if it hadn't been for that five-car pile-up
on Rockaway Boulevard, that numbskull would be on a plane
for Seattle right now instead of looking for a parking
space downstairs."
- - Elaine,
in "The Busboy"
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