Seinfeld Quotes...


"If I'm out on the street and it starts to go down, I don't back off until it's finished."
- Kramer, in "The Blood"
"I couldn't raise a kid? C'mon, I love bossing people around."
- Elaine, in "The Blood"
"Food and sex. Those are my two passions. It's only natural to combine them."
"Natural? Sex is about love between a man and a woman. Not a man and a sandwich."
- George and Jerry, in "The Blood"
"If even one corpuscle of that blood should find its way across that hall, I will freak out on you. Freak out!"
"You know, for a fat guy you're not very jolly."
- Jerry and Kramer, in "The Blood"
"Is this about me?"
"Well, then I've lost interest."
- Jerry and Elaine, in "The Blood"
"Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fill my freezer with my own blood."
- Kramer, in "The Blood"
"You've got three pints of Kramer in you, buddy!"
- Kramer, to Jerry who received a blood transfusion, in "The Blood"
"I can feel his blood inside of me. Borrowing things from my blood."
- Jerry, in "The Blood"
"So, how's the fornicating gourmet?"
"Doing quite well, thank you. Yesterday I had a soft-boiled egg and a quickie. You know what? If I could add TV to the equation, that would really be the ultimate."
- Jerry and George, in "The Blood"
"Why are you calling my parents?"
"Well, maybe if you called more often I wouldn't have to."
- Jerry and Kramer, in "The Blood"
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