Seinfeld Quotes...

"THE BABY SHOWER"

"She doesn't deserve a baby shower. She deserves a baby monsoon."

- George, in "The Baby Shower"

 

"Explain to me how this baby shower thing works."

"What do you wanna know?"

"Well, I mean, does it ever erupt into a drunken orgy of violence?"

"Rarely."

- Jerry and Elaine, in "The Baby Shower"

 

"Someday, before I die, mark my words... I'm gonna tell that woman exactly what I think of her. I'll never be able to forgive myself until I do."

"And if you do?"

"I still won't be able to forgive myself, but at least it won't be about this."

- George and Jerry, in "The Baby Shower"

 

"Man, it's the nineties... It's Hammer time!"

- Kramer, in "The Baby Shower"

 

"You're wearing the chocolate shirt!"

- Jerry, to George, in "The Baby Shower"

 

"Yeah, I eat the whole apple. The core, stem, seeds, everything."

- Kramer, in "The Baby Shower"

 

"Sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason."

- Jerry, in "The Baby Shower"

 

"Every woman on the face of the earth has complete control of my life. And yet, I want them all. Is that irony?"

- George, in "The Baby Shower"

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