Seinfeld Quotes...


"I hate rental cars. Nothing ever works: the window doesn't work, the radio doesn't work... and it smells like a cheap hooker."
- Jerry, in "The Airport"
"You see? Never be late for a plane with a girl. 'Cuz a girl runs like a girl-- with the little steps and the arms flailing out... You wanna make this plane, you've gotta run like a man! Get your knees up!"
- Jerry, to Elaine, in "The Airport"
"I can not express to you the feeling I get from a perfect airport pickup."
- George, in "The Airport"
"I like to stop at the duty free shop!"
- George and Kramer, singing, in "The Airport"
"Look at you! You run like a girl! Run like a man! Lift your knees!"
- Kramer to George, in "The Airport"
"You *cannot* abandon people in the middle of an airport pickup! It's a binding social contract. We must go forward, not back."
- George, in "The Airport"
"You know what? They got the fudge on the bottom - ya see? That enables you to control your fudge distribution as you're eating your ice cream."
- Jerry, eating a sundae, in "The Airport"
"I never met a man who knew so much about nothing."
- Tia the model to Jerry, in "The Airport"
"More anything?"
"More everything!"
- Airline attendant and Jerry, who is enjoying his first class meal, in "The Airport"
"Oh, you got *cookies*!"
- Elaine, sneaking into first class, in "The Airport"


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