Hilarious and memorable lines culled from
138 episodes of the classic TV show Seinfeld.
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The Visa
The Pothole
The Wink
The Deal
The Ticket
The Ex-Girlfriend
The Parking Spot
The Abstinence
The Heart Attack
The Baby Shower
The Stranded
The Cheever Letters
The Watch
The Note
The Pen
The Cadillac
The Andrea Doria
The Busboy
The Hot Tub
The Boyfriend
The Soup Nazi
The Doodle
The Doorman
The Maid
The Dog
The Fusilli Jerry
The Merv Griffin Show
The Cartoon
The Dealership
The Pilot
The Suicide
The Blood
The Truth
The Wizard
The Strongbox
The Apology
The Good Samaritan
The Bookstore
The Handicap Spot
The Slicer
The Package
The Shoes
The Chicken Roaster
The Checks
The Virgin
The Opera
The Pitch
The Bizarro Jerry
The Foundation
The Little Kicks
The Letter
The Finale
The Red Dot
The Nose Job
The Rye
The Shower Head
Good News, Bad News
The Burning
The Serenity Now
The Voice
The Reverse Peephole
The Butter Shave
The Summer of George
The Muffin Tops
The Millennium
The Pie
The Implant
The Chinese Restaurant
The Parking Garage
The Hamptons
The Limo
The Library
The Cafe
The Engagement
The Junior Mints
The Airport
The Keys
The Stakeout
The Outing
The Contest
The Trip
The Subway
The Mango
The Pick
The Movie
The Fix-Up
The Old Man
The Smelly Car
The Puffy Shirt
The Glasses
The Sniffing Accountant
The Bris
The Lip Reader
The Non-Fat Yogurt
The Barber
The Masseuse
The Race
The Beard
The Soup
The Mom and Pop Store
The Secretary
The Kiss Hello
The Switch
The Label Maker
The Scofflaw
The Couch
The Bubble Boy
The Gymnast
The Fire
The Chinese Woman
The Chaperone
The Big Salad
The Raincoats
The Opposite
The Pez Dispenser
The Stand-In
The Wife
The Phone Message
The Marine Biologist
The Dinner Party
The Alternate Side
The Cigar Store Indian
The Tape
The Conversion
The Stall
The Pledge Drive
The Pool Guy
The Gum
The Strike
The Secret Code
The Caddy
The Frogger
The Seven
The Calzone
The Nap
The Susie
The Yada Yada
The Comeback
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Updated August 21, 2005
