Baby Shaker
Sometimes I really do worry that I'm going to hurt myself shaking my head over the idiocy of seemingly intelligent people.
Which is ironic, since I'm currently shaking my head from side to side because of a horrific iPhone application called Baby Shaker.
The idiot is not the man who made the game. No, that guy deserves a worse name than I can type on a family-friendly blog. I'm talking about the Apple employees who approved the program for sale. Those are the idiots.
Thankfully, there are some people with brains at Apple, and they've pulled Baby Shaker from their store.
But how could it have possibly gone through the chain of approval at the App Store without one single person saying, "Ummm, this so-called game is one of the most repugnant things I've ever seen."
Which is ironic, since I'm currently shaking my head from side to side because of a horrific iPhone application called Baby Shaker.
The idiot is not the man who made the game. No, that guy deserves a worse name than I can type on a family-friendly blog. I'm talking about the Apple employees who approved the program for sale. Those are the idiots.
Thankfully, there are some people with brains at Apple, and they've pulled Baby Shaker from their store.
But how could it have possibly gone through the chain of approval at the App Store without one single person saying, "Ummm, this so-called game is one of the most repugnant things I've ever seen."
Permalink posted by Idaho Dad at 12:32 AM
12 Comments:
It's not like it is even funny in a sick way or would hold any fun to play. Very poor.
When I first heard about it a few days ago, I seriously thought it was just an April Fool's joke that I'd missed the first time round.
Sick? Yes.
Repugnant? Yes.
But, come one... An App that has you shake your iPhone? What's the purpose? My kids tell me of a classmate who has an iphone and all the "shake" Apps he has...
A screen of popcorn that you shake to "pop"... Um.. Ok..
And now this.. I imagine Apple had something a bit more "productive" in mind that a bunch of users shaking their iPhones to see what happens on the screen.
I'm not even going to dare look, it's sad people are such idiots to design that!
I love Brain tuner, hold the house record for it!!
And we love Hangman.
The program is a stroke of marketing genius! You see, the more you shake the phone, the faster you break it and need to buy a new one. That's why Apple must have approved it!
We should all come up with our own shake and break programs and try to sell them to Apple. Think of the possibilities!
Picture a laundry machine filled with dirty clothes. Shake the phone to get them clean!
An alien starts attacking you through the screen. Fling the phone against a wall to see it vaporized!
A photo of Osama Bin Laden pops up. Stomp on your phone until it shatters into a million pieces to see him die!
Yes, it's all about marketing today! THINK of the possibilities!
That's just sad.
I don't even get it. Why would anyone even want something that stupid?
Why would anyone even want something that stupid?I know! Especially when there are essential apps like iFart and Stachetastic to be downloaded.
I hope the dumbass who created that didn't make any $ off it.
That would be twice as sad.
WTF? Someone needs a lobotomy...stat.
Hey, either give me a call or e-mail me ... Herb
a big SHAME on YOU to the person who first wrote the program and a shame on you to everyone else who didn't stop it before it was put on IPHONE
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