Better Get A Bucket
How was your 4th of July?
Mine featured quite the colorful display of explosive projectiles.
Coming out of my mouth.
Yeah, I got slammed by a stomach bug early in the morning of the 4th. The same one had hit my wife and daughter earlier in the week, but not as violently as it hit me.
Apparently, it was saving its best for last.
I don't think I've ever vomited quite so ferociously before. I felt like Mr. Creosote, from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life.
My little illness ruined plans for the day. Instead of lounging at the beach, enjoying a picnic dinner, then watching fireworks over the lake, we spent the holiday around the house.
That night, a couple dozen of our neighbors provided a dazzling display of illegal fireworks that made up for missing out on the lakeside show.
It wasn't the day I had hoped for, but at least we spent it together as a family. That's enough for me.
Mine featured quite the colorful display of explosive projectiles.
Coming out of my mouth.
Yeah, I got slammed by a stomach bug early in the morning of the 4th. The same one had hit my wife and daughter earlier in the week, but not as violently as it hit me.
Apparently, it was saving its best for last.
I don't think I've ever vomited quite so ferociously before. I felt like Mr. Creosote, from Monty Python's The Meaning of Life.
My little illness ruined plans for the day. Instead of lounging at the beach, enjoying a picnic dinner, then watching fireworks over the lake, we spent the holiday around the house.
That night, a couple dozen of our neighbors provided a dazzling display of illegal fireworks that made up for missing out on the lakeside show.
It wasn't the day I had hoped for, but at least we spent it together as a family. That's enough for me.
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6 Comments:
Oh dear, I feel we may have left you a little gift during our visit.
Bugger. Sorry 'bout that.
Ooohhh, quite the mental picture! So sorry you had such a time on a holiday. Hope you are better now!
Jen
http://www.ListPlanIt.com
Wow. I'm sorry you felt so bad. We had fun for you!
Hope you are feeling much better today. Nothing worse then getting sick on any type of holiday.
Sorry to hear you all had a case of the 'pebble dashes' ....BUT I KNOW WHOM YOU CAUGHT IT FROM lol....
x
sorry to hear it.
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