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Tuesday, April 22, 2008

 

Lying Liars

Parents are such liars.

We lie to our children...

"When I was your age, I never talked back to my parents!"

We lie to our spouses...

"No dear, I didn't watch the latest episode of Lost. I'll wait until we can watch it together."

We lie to each other...

"We'll have to get the kids together for a play date. I'll call you."

We lie to ourselves...

"Just one more hour of blog reading, and then I'm going to bed."

What lies have you told lately?


16 Comments:

Blogger Steve said...

I'm not sure how that porn got on our computer. I must have accidentally downloaded it.

4:35 AM  
Blogger Kristen said...

"just a sec!" is what I say all the time. My son calls me on it, though. "your second is up," he says. What a wise guy.

6:25 AM  
Blogger Rol said...

I always read your blog. I've just never commented before.

7:36 AM  
Blogger Mike said...

Well, compared to that guy in the last post, I am doing OK.

I have never once lied to my kid and said "Yep that swastika shirt looks great on you, buddy boy!"

12:01 PM  
Blogger ImPerceptible said...

My 8yo - Mom what is herpes?

Me - It's a sexually transmitted disease.

Her - What's sexually?

Me - I have no idea. I'll look it up and get back to you.

12:45 PM  
Blogger Carla said...

" oh yes I left a message for them, they haven't returned my call yet'

dur!

5:03 PM  
OpenID supermom said...

lol Very true. We all lie all the time, yet we expect our kids not to!

11:47 PM  
Blogger Ed (zoesdad) said...

It'll be alright.

4:53 AM  
Blogger brettdl said...

I try very hard not to lie to my kids. The result? Family members tell me to lie more to hide my disgust with work, etc.

Besides, lying to my son is like going up against a lie-detector machine.

6:08 AM  
Blogger TREY MORGAN said...

Ouch ... you were a little rough on my toes.

How about, "Sure son, I'll play. I just need a little while to finish some stuff."

6:25 AM  
Anonymous Monica said...

My lie for today, that I wouldn't check my home email before I got ready for work...then it led into blog reading. Good thing I have a flex schedule....:)

6:34 AM  
Blogger Katey said...

yes dear...the kids got thier math done today......YA RIGHT!

12:16 AM  
Blogger Katey said...

their not thier darn it

12:18 AM  
Anonymous Zach Hunt-Personal Trainer Spokane said...

I did 5 more push ups today .

1:01 PM  
Anonymous a husband said...

This gadget really will make my life easier!

1:07 PM  
Blogger Rob Monroe said...

"Yes, it's a secure fax. Send it on over."

Yep. Aimed at my doctor. I guess I lie to my doctor, too. I've convinced myself that it's okay to do that, because the bottom line is that it's my health, not his.

Yep, I lie to myself too.

12:19 PM  

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