What The Kids Heard
Here's what the kids heard me say today:
Do you think my dumb cats listen to me at all?!
"What do you want from me now?"
"I'll feed you when I have time."
"Nope. No love for you. Sorry."
"If you're going to throw up, try to do it in the basement."
"Speak English!"
"Stop wiping your butt on the carpet."
"Get off the couch and go sit on your pillow."
"Please don't chew on the electrical cord."
"If you bite my nose, you'll be locked in the basement all day."
Do you think my dumb cats listen to me at all?!
Permalink posted by Phil at 1:05 AM
6 Comments:
Cute :-)
Cats, sad but true story. I like it when you call them and the stretch then turn around to go the other direction.
Perfect picture!! We have 5 cats, and not one of them has very exceptional listening skills. But I still gotta love em.
Haha! Those sound familiar. (Although you forgot "Stop licking the butter!" and "Get your claws out of the screen door.")
Hilarious! It's funny how much we credit cats for their vocabulary. My theory is that they know and understand everything we say, and choose to ignore us completely!
I had a cat that once recorded her own out-going message on an answering machine. She had callers totally confused and flustered for days until I found out what she had done. She must have stood on the button while the machine was on the window sill. The message she left, "Meoooow, prrrrr reoooow, wrow??? ...beep!" It had people in stitches!
Hey, isnt that Garfield? :)
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