Recipe For A Cold
How to catch a cold, in four easy steps:
1. Burn 4 chicken pot pies in the oven, filling your house with smoke. Breathe deeply.
2. Rototill your garden, stirring up a cloud of dust and organic material. Breathe deeply.
3. Wear shorts and a t-shirt to daughter's soccer game, then watch the temperature drop 20 degrees in 20 minutes. Shiver vigorously for an hour.
4. Listen to children bicker all afternoon, thus increasing your blood pressure and lowering your immune system.
Perform these steps in any order over the course of one day, then let sit over night, and by morning you will have one nasty little head cold. Spend the next two weeks trying to get over it.
1. Burn 4 chicken pot pies in the oven, filling your house with smoke. Breathe deeply.
2. Rototill your garden, stirring up a cloud of dust and organic material. Breathe deeply.
3. Wear shorts and a t-shirt to daughter's soccer game, then watch the temperature drop 20 degrees in 20 minutes. Shiver vigorously for an hour.
4. Listen to children bicker all afternoon, thus increasing your blood pressure and lowering your immune system.
Perform these steps in any order over the course of one day, then let sit over night, and by morning you will have one nasty little head cold. Spend the next two weeks trying to get over it.
Permalink posted by Idaho Dad at 8:47 PM
6 Comments:
Yes...that could be a problem...doesn't sound like the best of days either ;)
Ugh...I'm fighting this nasy head cold too. Hope you feel better soon!
Ouch. Feel better soon. And wear a coat, would ya?
And don't go out with a wet head. That was always a big no-no when I was growing up.
Yikes. Sorry you're not feeling good.
Get better. (Oh, and I tagged with a meme if you want.)
The bickering could be the shortest thing, but cause the most detrement.
Get some rest!
Wait, was I thinking out loud, that's crazy talk.
Same here, woke up to sneezing my self silly and blowing my nose non-stop. I chose not to do any physical activities today and give myself a rest .. sounds good to me .. now I just have to get myself on that bench in that park, it's lovely.
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