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Monday, November 13, 2006
The Perfect Diet
My 5-year-old daughter overheard me say that I needed to lose a few pounds, so she designed the perfect diet for me...
That's ironic, as we were reading a bedtime story tonight, Kristin told me I was fat. It's not that I'm fat, it's gravity! Two inches of my chest have fallen south.
We dragged the treadmill out tonight to give the dogs exercise. I guess I need to join them.
7 Comments:
So sweeet!
Quick, publish it, you'll make a fortune!
The perfect trainer.
With a note like that from your daughter, how could you not lose a few pounds.
That's ironic, as we were reading a bedtime story tonight, Kristin told me I was fat. It's not that I'm fat, it's gravity! Two inches of my chest have fallen south.
We dragged the treadmill out tonight to give the dogs exercise. I guess I need to join them.
Just go post it on the fridge as a "subtle" reminder ;)
I love it! Keep that forever. It will be priceless when she's all grown up.
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