Couch Potatoes

Just before dinnertime tonight, the kids and I were sprawled on the couch watching the "Mr. McBeeVee" episode of The Andy Griffith Show when my wife walked in, looked us over, and said, "What a bunch of couch potatoes!"

My hungry daughter stirred, sat up, looked at me and her brother, then frowned and said, "Who's eating couch potatoes?!"