Angry Young Man
Why is my son so angry?
A. Christmas break starts tomorrow and all the snow is melting today.
B. He has to wear a big pink bunny suit on Christmas morning.
C. His daddy is singing Christmas carols in the condiment aisle of the grocery store.
D. Santa told him that he's all out of Star Wars figures this year, "but maybe you'd like a nice Shrek doll?"
E. All of the above.
The answer is C. My son hates it when I sing, especially in public.
Permalink posted by Phil at 9:58 AM
5 Comments:
All of the above. You know, I saw Wal-Mart has "Red Ryder" Bee Bee guns for $29.97... That could make up for him having to wear the pink bunny suit.
I was going to buy one for my friend but at age 25, he's just not mature enough, I didn't want him to shoot his eye out.
It's certainly not because his mother sat on his train.
I knew your son's eyes looked eerily familiar.
Did somebody day "TRAIN?
say, not day
My son still begs me to sing. I guess I should enjoy it while I can.
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