Angry Young Man
Why is my son so angry?
A. Christmas break starts tomorrow and all the snow is melting today.
B. He has to wear a big pink bunny suit on Christmas morning.
C. His daddy is singing Christmas carols in the condiment aisle of the grocery store.
D. Santa told him that he's all out of Star Wars figures this year, "but maybe you'd like a nice Shrek doll?"
E. All of the above.
The answer is C. My son hates it when I sing, especially in public.