Cussing Lite

So maybe I shouldn't be upset with Dr. Laura for teaching my daughter a new word. Apparently it's inevitable that my kids will be using swear words as a part of their regular vocabulary. Or maybe not. I certainly won't be encouraging it. My kids don't hear me swear beyond "Darn!" and "Heck!" Yes, I really am that bland. Mind you, I don't plug my ears at the movies or when listening to music, and my favorite comedian is George Carlin, but for some reason I just can't bring myself to incorporate certain words (most notably the ones that start with F and Sh) into my everyday speech and writing.

Gosh, golly, gee whiz, I hope I didn't offend anyone with this post!

George Wendt - "Use Your Words" MP3

George Carlin - "Kids Are Too Small" MP3 NSFW
George Carlin - "Words We Leave Behind" MP3 NSFW