Really Saying Something
Things I'm Tired of Hearing Myself Say:
"Did you wash your hands?"
"Do not stand on the chair during dinner."
"Do not sit on the cat."
"I didn't hear please."
"I can't understand you when you talk with food in your mouth."
"Sharing is fun."
"Nobody likes a whiner."
"It's six in the morning. Can't you sleep for another hour?"
"Cover your mouth when you cough."
"You don't need more candy."
"Who made this mess? I just cleaned up in here!"
"I am not a trampoline."
"Did you wash your hands?"
"Do not stand on the chair during dinner."
"Do not sit on the cat."
"I didn't hear please."
"I can't understand you when you talk with food in your mouth."
"Sharing is fun."
"Nobody likes a whiner."
"It's six in the morning. Can't you sleep for another hour?"
"Cover your mouth when you cough."
"You don't need more candy."
"Who made this mess? I just cleaned up in here!"
"I am not a trampoline."
Permalink posted by Phil at 11:53 PM
1 Comments:
I have a similar list...
- You realize this mess will have to be cleaned up before bedtime?
- Please stop hiding from me!
- No, really, stop hiding from me and GET IN HERE FOR YOUR BATH!!!!!
- ARRRGGGGG!!! I MEAN NOW!!!
- [insert child name here]!!!! I MEAN IT!!
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