The Womb Card

The other night I said to my wife that I'm surprised she doesn't play the Womb Card more often. You see, I'm still blown away by the whole pregnancy and birth process. It amazes me... No, it's downright miraculous to me that my wife carried two children inside her. And I'm quite honestly surprised that she doesn't use that as leverage when she wants to win an argument or choose a restaurant or get control of the remote. All she'd have to do is whip out that fuzzy picture of the ultrasound and I would defer to her every whim.