Christmas Jokes

What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
Silent Night.

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.

What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
Sandy Claws.

What do elves learn in school?
The Elf-abet.

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle Bells!

What do you call Santa Claus's dog?
Santa Paws.

How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
Deep and crisp and even.

Who says oh oh oh?
Santa walking backwards.

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
The letter D.